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thatscaptainrogerstoyou sent:
[Text:] Well he's done cheating on me. If he didn't stop talking to you I'm not sure he could live up to that promise.

[Text:] He couldn’t. I bet he’s cheating on you every day in his mind. Because. He. Loves. Me. Too.

russianwithanattitude sent:
Some fae feed on sexual energy, some on fear, emotions, others, like the creep that we went after, feed on human flesh. This one had a preference for women, small women like me *shudders*

And you killed it, right?

koscheithehatter started following you

Hi!

My name is Billy. What’s yours?

smallspeedster:

-giggles- I l-like him too.

I’m glad. -Turns the sloth so his belly is facing the speedster, and the little creature reaches out and makes a soft sound, whining for Pete to hold him.-

(Source: wrathofwiccan)

akaironman:

wrathofwiccan:

akaironman:

I think that’s the safest option, don’t you? -Winks at him before turning and walking up the stairs, into his bathroom-

-Gawks after him in disbelief before quickly catching up to him, peeking into the bathroom. Is Tony teasing him?-

-Reaches into the shower and turns on the water, stripping off before stepping inside without looking back-

-Again, he just kind of gapes at him. It has to be teasing. Extreme teasing.-

afrostgiantinasgard:

wrathofwiccan:

Very very bad. I’m sorry to hear that. If it means anything, I believe you …

I suppose all I can do is sit back and hope they manage to repel the Chitauri.

I’ll help too! -Puffs out his chest and straightens his posture to appear maybe an inch taller.-

Look! My new pet! Loki got her for me. C:

lettersfrommagneto:

…She’s wonderful. Does she have a name?

Her name is Lady. Like Lady Loki. She’s very calm and sweet, though, so the name is ironic.

enviousdemonspeed:

You’re quite shy huh? *smiles and nods* Yeah that too. So you like animals?

Not usually, but you’re being so nice. -Nods at the question.- I have nineteen pets. Unless you count the jellyfish and the frogs that came after Prince. Then, I have a lot more. Do you like animals?

(Source: wrathofwiccan)

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akaironman:

wrathofwiccan:

akaironman:

-Raises an eyebrow, trying not to smirk- Like my personal bodyguard? 

Does that mean I get full access to your body? So I can better guard it, of course. -Tries to hide the little smirk on his lips.-

I think that’s the safest option, don’t you? -Winks at him before turning and walking up the stairs, into his bathroom-

-Gawks after him in disbelief before quickly catching up to him, peeking into the bathroom. Is Tony teasing him?-

afrostgiantinasgard:

wrathofwiccan:

afrostgiantinasgard:

Oh, I’m as well as can be expected.

I hope that means you’re very well, sir.

My magic has been sealed and I’ve been banished to Midgard. A greater threat than I ever was is massing to attack this realm, and the only people who can stop them don’t believe me. If the Chitauri attack, they will find me, and I don’t even want to imagine the tortures they’ll put me through. So my former enemies are the only ones who can protect me, but again, they don’t believe me.

So I’ll leave it up to you to decide how well I’m doing.

Very very bad. I’m sorry to hear that. If it means anything, I believe you …

enviousdemonspeed:

wrathofwiccan:

enviousdemonspeed:

*leans forward and grins* And I think it’s fucking cute. So no more hiding your face ‘kay?

-Tips back slightly to teeter on his heels, pouting.- I’m not cute.

I still think you’re cute, especially when you’re pouting. *laughs* Alright then, how ‘bout drop dead gorgeous? Because that is true too.

I like that more. -Twists bashfully.- Cute is for small things and fuzzy things.

thatscaptainrogerstoyou sent:
[Text:] I gave him a choice and he made his decision I'm sorry you see that as a leash.

[Text:] He shouldn’t be cut off from me.

ironplayboy sent:
"Sex Tonight" by Gillette is your theme song

I like it.